Friday, April 21, 2006

Marketing Mastermind


Swicket: A Tale of Dr. Pepper, Midgets and Communism


“This is perhaps the most important film of the last century. No, strike that, the last millennium.” – Roger Ebert

“There is only one word to describe this masterpiece: scrumtrulescent. I’ve used it before, but never truly knew what it meant until this film danced mirthfully across my cranial sockets.” – James Lipton

“It was pretty good. It’s probably in my top 100 movies. If it doesn’t make that cut it’s definitely in my top 100 documentaries.” – Chris Sorensen

“Every other movie you have ever seen will seem like child pornography in comparison to this film.” – IMDB

“This movie basically takes everything I worked for in my life and fits it in a 55 minute gift to mankind.” – Gandhi (as spoken through a medium)

“I’ll go ahead and say it. If you don’t like this movie, you’re a terrorist. There it is, I said it. Everyone was thinking it, and I went ahead and put it out there. You should buy at least 3 copies to help support the economy.” – President George W. Bush

“Chris Sorensen is a genius.” – Chris Sorensen

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