Who is this Saint Valentine who we so annually celebrate?
- Invented midterms, dentistry and mosquitoes.
- Graduated from the U.
- Was a horse thief.
- Founded the nation of France.
- Had severe halitosis.
- Said your mom is ugly.
- Was the great-grandfather of Hanson.
- Coined the phrase “all that and a bag of chips.”
- Still holds the world record for most puppies drowned.*
Do you really want to celebrate his holiday? If not, come to the
3nd Annual Love Sucks Party.
All the cool (i.e. single) people will be there.
Feb 14th. 8 pm. Washington 2. USA. 2006. Earth. The Universe. Mountain Standard Time.
*The world record is 42,367