Any old program can compare your face to those of celebrities. Let's see how well www.myheritage.com handles me when I'm in one of my genius disguises.
Crazy Ninja (don't ask) matches 70 % with Vampire Slayer
Cowboy Chris matches 69% with Ringo Star and 60 % with Belushi
Hippy/Pothead/Long-Weekend Chris matches up with . . . Thomas Edison? (55%)
Now for everyone's favorite: Rent-A-Cop Chris. Evidently I'm pretty much the child of Johnny Depp (65%) and Benicio Del Toro (64%)