Sunday, February 05, 2006

CJ Cafe

CJ Café


Stale Donuts     We have a delightful selection of stale donuts.  Made fresh at Glazies 24 hours ago and aged to perfection.  Bet you can’t eat just one!  Actually we retract that bet.

Twix Bars     The only candy bar with a cookie crunch.  It’s never too early for Twix.

Ramen     No college meal is complete without ramen.  Ask about our daily flavor.

French Crepes     A platter of paper-thin crepes, cooked to perfection.  Comes with your choice of strawberry, chocolate, boysenberry, snozzberry or pickle relish spreads and heavy whipped cream.


German Pancakes     All other nations envy Germany’s famed pancakes.  These Teutonic treats are light, fluffy and guaranteed to be alcohol free.  We import the accompanying lemon sauce from Munich each week to maximize your pleasure.  

Oven Pancakes     Frying pans are so last year and griddles are too plebian.  The oven is the wave of the future, and these pancakes prove how versatile this manner of cooking can be.  The combination of soft and crispy textures may very well blow your mind.  Not guarantees though.  

Giant Pancake     When it comes to breakfast, bigger is better.  After all, 2 out of 5 nutritionists agree that it’s the most important meal of the day.  They probably won’t agree with you covering them with powdered sugar, but we recommend it anyway.         


Water     Straight from the tap.  Unlike other restaurants we won’t mess with your water by filtering it or spitting in it.  You get it just like nature and Provo Municipal Water intended.  

Orange Juice     Orange Juice comes from can, it was put there by a man, in a factory downtown.  If I had my little way I’d drink OJ every day.  

Milk     Both skim and nonfat available.  If you’d like it fattier just request that we add some bacon grease.  

Diet Dr. Pepper     Nectar of the gods.  If you speak out against this drink you will be asked to leave the restaurant.  


Catherine Elizabeth said...

How do you make oven pancakes? I'm eager to try it.

Amy-Alisa said...

I'm guessing they went with the Crepes sans pickle relish spread. Girls are always impressed with breakfast. I hope you wore an apron.

Ranteumptom said...

There were no crepes. The only real items were the stale donuts and German/oven/giant pancakes, which are in fact the same dish. I have an apron (a gift) but have yet to wear it.