Before you point out that these aren’t real haiku, shut-up.
Jason Bateman wasn’t funny enough.
Jennifer Garner wasn’t hot enough.
This movie wasn’t good enough.
It’s Jason Statham.
You know what you’re gonna get.
Sweet, sweet violence.
That one really was a haiku!
Ben Stiller isn’t funny.
Some other actors made me laugh
But not very much.
Man on Wire
I wish my Friday night
Didn’t involve documentaries
But this one was pretty good.
In summary, Death Race and Man on Wire were both pretty sweet, for completely opposite reasons. Tropic Thunder was amusing, but not funny, and certainly not hilarious. The Kingdom was only interesting because of the last line.