You know you’re getting old when a stake representative asks for you by name to create a haunted house for the Halloween activity. My roommate and I are the creepiest people in the stake. We are the creepy old men.
Well, I may as well give them what they want.
However, I’m a bit at a loss. The scariest houses/alleys/corn mazes I’ve been too rely on gore and satanic imagery to creep out patrons, mixed with workers startling people. I don’t think I can use much gore or diabolic elements, and I’m not going to have an army of startlers. So internet, I need your help. Apart from having my roommate and myself asking girls for dates, how else can we make our house scary? (This is for YSAs, not kiddies btw. Even I draw the line somewhere.)