Not Peter Pan

I hate
I hate
I hate
Peter Pan
No, cancel that. I’m neutral on Peter Pan. What I hate, is plaid cargo shorts.

I’m not sure why.

But I do. I was positive this style would die a quick death, but no, they just keep coming back, every time the temperature starts a risin’. I just don’t understand the appeal. I mean, I think I get it: look how I’m both wearing slacker clothing and preppy clothing at the same time! That’s the idea right? It seems like something I could get behind, but I just can’t.

Honestly, Uggs don’t bother me. Ugly leggings don’t bother me. Bizarre-neck sweaters don’t bother me. There are countless fashion faux pas that I agree are unfortunate, but they don’t actually annoy me. But plaid cargo shorts, they just drive me crazy.

Happy Easter.