I was at the gym (crazy!) and happened to glance over at the magazine rack. I'm not sure why, because I don't get magazines anymore. I tried reading People once and Sports Illustrated once and both hurt my head equally. I now have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly entirely for the purpose of reading while at the gym. In any case, I happen to look over at the rack and saw two Victoria's Secret catalogs. Who in their right mind would read Victoria's Secret at the gym? I can think of no acceptable scenarios.
For those of you hoping for some commentary on my actual life: too bad.