The time of the week when I rank . . . Total Eclipse?

It's sometimes hard to tell whether a song is awesome legitimately or ironically. Total Eclipse of the Heart certainly straddles that line. Here are my top

5. Bruce Willis version from Bandits. Unfortunately, I was unable to find a clip. You'll have to rent Bandits. It's not a bad use of your time.

4. Bonnie Tyler - in case you haven't seen the ridiculous original:



3. Glee's Cover - it's hard to find the Glee music videos, but here's the audio:



2. Literal Version - I'm not sure what kind of parody this is classified as, but it's great:



1. Hurra Torpedo - Thanks Norway!