Fifth time a charm?

I’m now using my 5th Chocolate phone. Ridiculous.

Phone 1: Stolen by a hobo. Obviously this wasn’t Verizon’s fault, other than having such an attractive phone.
Phone 2: Memory chip melted when a girl I didn’t like called me.
Phone 3: Sliding mechanism broke.
Phone 4: Vibration mechanism ceased functioning.

So now I’m on phone 5. It’s very possible that this is my typical bad luck, but seeing as they never seem surprised when I come in with a newly defective phone, I think it’s a less-than-stellar product. But as long as they keep replacing it free of charge I’ll keep using it.